I just turned away for a second...

So everyone knows that toddlers have to be watched every minute. But they really have to be watched every minute. If you are in the same room as Abbie but maybe you're working and your eyes are on the computer and not Abbie then there is a very good chance that when you look up Abbie will have found your MAC lipstick. And applied it. All over her face. Then the tip is no longer a tip and the tube is effectively worthless. I didn't even realize she could unzip the purse, let alone the carrying case for the lipstick.

Perhaps another time you're updating the blog after having just uploaded a new batch of photos. You hear the noise the camera makes when a picture is being taken. You wonder why the camera is making the noise since you're not taking any pictures and you have disconnected the camera from the computer. You remember that you should be watching Abbie and when you look at her you see that she has turned the camera on and is taking pictures. When did she learn to turn the camera on? I guess after having your picture taken 1200 times you understand how a camera works. Even if you're not yet two.